Blackmans Diary - Diary of a poor black Milwaukee Screwup.

I just watched IP Man and had a thought about the top 5 movie fight scenes and came up with this list. I know many people won't agree but this is my list. Enjoy these videos if you are a fight scene addict like myself.

5. Jackie Chan Who Am I Fight Scene



4. jet li - fight scene - kiss of the dragon



3. Bruce Lee "Enter The Dragon" fight scene






2. Matrix reloaded Neo Vs Mr Smiths



1. IP Man 10 Man Fight Scene.

I remember when I was a kid all you had to worry about was razor blades in your candy bar and getting caught by you mother for trick or treating too far from your house. Now Kids have to worry about all of that and drunk drivers, random shootings, vicious bag snatchers, perverts, crack-heads and many other threats.

it's crazy how crime is being allowed to affect children, not only in the hood where we should know better, but all over the country. No wonder all the fanatical religious places hate America. Kids aren't even off limits anymore, that's a dam shame. I remember when there would be a line a block long to give their life to protect a child or woman, now more innocent by-standing women and kids will get trampled by full grown men trying to avoid the threat...We are soft now.

Not so long ago the house of a child molester would be burned to the ground if proven to have molested a child, now we are lucky if he even gets noticed. We soft now.

Not so long ago 7 out of 10 me…

This sucks and blows and hurts.

This picture was just funny to me. Call me whatever.

You ever go by somebody house that is dirty as hell but they got a broom leaning up against the living room door like they were just about to clean up but you know that the broom has been there for weeks? Or know somebody who always has a comb in their hair but never combs their hair except for special occasions?

i guess I should be thankful that I can transform, I can look comfortable and confident in any situation, that's a gift that some people don't have. Everyone has heard that image is everything and how important 1st impressions are, it would suck if all I could ever look was hood, especially since it's only the way to go in about 3% of the country. I am glad that I can put on another me when I have to go meet with important people and not look out of place. I know some people that look like defendants in a suit and a few that look retarded in hood-wear.

"I ain't changing for nobody!  I feel ya but why …

I might be strange but I am cool with getting old. I still feel good, I can still do tha dam thang and I got stuff I only dreamed about when I was younger. I admit that sometimes I wish I still thought like I did when I was younger, only for 10 minute stretches though, I could not be that less-smart again for good.

I was looking at Eric B and Rakim on the youtube, that's a hint that your ass is getting old when you start calling youtube, facebook and online the youtube, the facebook and on the line. I do it for laughs sometimes but I ain't old enough to really do it yet.

Hell getting old sucks when it comes to kicking it all night and running for a long time but that's about all. Getting old kicks ass for Owning your own house and having money and raising good kids and stuff like that. Once your kids get old enough to talk good you old anyway let them tell it. If you can do something real good still that your kids think you are too old to do (nevermind that you can beat …

If you read my ramblings you know that i am new to the marriage arena (Arena - Ain't no entertainment) Marriage is nowhere near as bad as I thought it would be, in fact I have put on more weight since I have been married this last year than I ever have. I think that may have something to do with the fact that it's harder to get out for exercise. Use to be I ran the streets often, now the only time I run the streets is errands for the wife. I guess its true what they say about marriage and sex, "Why buy the cow when you can have the milk free." The only problem is that after a while of marriage you can't even buy the milk that was free before. Just joking (wink) I believe that's the main reason men cheat is to have a girlfriend for a while, girlfriends are fun, wives not so much, though some can be. They don't be but they can be.

Top 5 things you find out about Marriage too late.

After marriage you no longer have a girlfriend.

Girlfriends have fun while wiv…

I love this song - Back when you could go to the gas station at 11pm without a strap.

Spy Bubble (www.spy-bubble.com) is a new spy phone software app that allows you to spy on a cell phone with spybubble on it. Current cell phones that support SpyBubble are numerous and growing literally daily. chances are great that the cell phone you want to be monitored will be able to use this cellphone spy app.

This is going to do more to wreck cheating than facebook could in a lifetime.



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Imaging you finally get the girl from work to let you into her house/bed and all of a sudden you hear a knock at the door and when she opens it it is you wife and kids asking for daddy. OMG! you players are about to be so busted. Cheaters show can only catch so many in a year, this will catch everyone. I guess ladies and men will finally have to find their own men and women for a change.

I am so glad I am oldschool where you could cheat in peace - DAM TECHNOLOGY!!!

Erykah body is getting to be redonkulous....Messed up she crazy as hell. I wasn't at this particular concert so could someone tell me whats up with the ketchup and mustard containers on the stage? Whip cream cool. Honey i can even understand. Maybe even chocolate syrup or something sweet like that. I must be getting old now because i don't get the ketchup and mustard thing. You would have to be a real live big ole fat nasties to get freaky with ketchup and mustard. Green peppers and chit in the bedroom. Naw, I ain't even trying to do the dam thang ketchup and mustard involved. School me yall. How come the crazy chicks are the ones that get you coming back for more and more?

Everyone has heard the myth? That fat and/or ugly girls have great personalities but is it the exact opposite for pretty girls?

I have been with a few women in my life so I feel I can be judged as an expert on this subject and I would have to say yes. Pretty girls are always the ones who judge in the clubs it seems. Here are a few facts about Pretty girls that people know but don't really know they know...ya know?

Pretty girls almost always hate other girls, especially other pretty girls.

Pretty girls hate to see an above average attractive man with an average or below average looking female.

Pretty girls tend to think that you should be grateful that you have them and if they get cheated on cannot for the life of them see anything beyond the other girls looks.

Pretty girls play far more mind games than average females.

Pretty girls are 10x more likely to be crazy (not fun crazy but cuckoo's nest crazy) than average looking girls.

Pretty girls have on average 100x the rules in a rela…

I know by now you have heard of the synthetic marijuana substitute K2 by now. They sell it in the service stations and grocery stores in the hood but the local weed man still goes to jail. I guess it just goes to show that if you do a crime in a big way it isn't crime anymore. I did not however know that Amazon.com sold fake marijuana...... Comes in the mail with no FEDS attached. Crazy!!!!

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This video will make women pissed at times but will upset no Hoes, Tramps, Bitches or other females with low self esteem.



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* percentage of black people that steal

I have been doing this blogging thing for several years and it never ceases to amaze me at the things people search. Today alone 7 people searched the term "percentage of black people that steal" ... No foolin.

This just proves the point of this blog - White and black people believe the hype. I just wrote a super-long post for this blog so I have nothing else to add, but I could. Easily.

I know allot of you Kardashianites are interested to know who has the best booty of the Kardashian sisters (Mom kinda fluffy too) but honestly there is no contest whatsever. KIM wins hands down.



Just look at the pictures, kourtney up top. Kim down below. How long did you really look at the top picture? Answer...long enough to notice the bottom one. Kim Kardashian booty has shut down bigger celebrity booty than any other booty out there. Enjoy the pics and quit asking dumb questions...who has the best booty indeed.

Top ten symptoms of a broken heart.

-Leaving the radio off because every song makes you cry

-Loss of appetite

-Binge eating for comfort

-Calling your ex several times a day

-Text messaging and emailing constantly (Text Message Terrorism)

-Constantly checking your email and voice mail to see if he/she called

-Not going out because you are afraid to miss a call

-Feeling massively depressed

-Feeling urges to spy on them

-Endlessly rehearsing what you should have said

-Bonus:

-Endlessly rehearsing what you will say if you bump into them

Easy Step by Step System to get your love back

Sub-titled: King Kong, NAACP and Funny little things of Blackness.

I have watched King Kong at least 20 times over my 40+ years of life and I just this morning saw it for what it really is... A blatant insult to black men and black women. It took me 40+ years to see that, and yet and still many readers, white readers, of this blog call me a racist simply because I tell the real. I mean the chief offered to trade 6 black girls for the shiny white girl (that probably effected beauty perception in the ghetto a little) and then King Kong the Ape (a metaphor for black prowess that we all know) chasing around and eventually dying over a tiny white woman with which he can't use in any practical way. Why the hell would a giant ape want a tiny white woman? We don't even want tiny white women exclusively for fear of always having to go medium on em sexually for fear of breaking or killing them. We need our women, they break us sometimes. I know it is beauty and the beast simple but to…

This may be quiet in Hollywood but in the Hood it's well known Wendy Robinson got a booty like Whoa.

Old den a mothafu**a - but still a mothafu**a, I get at mics like smokey use to get at truckers. Beast nigga on a hunt kill weak nuckas - Take you way back bet you Jam like you smuckers. make you want mo - scream till yo throat sore - 40 ain't enough years to make my skill bank clear - I'm a be here till the red sea clear - Lll nigga what you frontin fo? Don't you know - 40 yor got the flow that stay trill, lyrics so sic gotta gargle with nyquil, 40+ years but still get paid like a light bill.

I Just made that up because i didn't feel like coming up with a post for the day. I really hope somebody decide to tell me 40 year old should not rap? Challenges? Any? Thought not.

Every since I was a little kid welfare has been a black thing in the media, so much that we black people actually believe that it was FUBU (for us by us) created specifically for us and us alone for the most part. This is so true that many of our ranks or ribs by kids are things like "that's why your momma is on the welfare" while white kids are still using the momma wears combat boots type of put-downs.

SIDE NOTE: Someone cashed a welfare check on a cruise and Rush Limbaugh Led with it. Couldn't possibly have been a poor black mother that some rich white bastard was taking on a cruise for a little you know what or a white mom who was on a cruise with their family... It could only be a poor black woman taking advantage of the system. Be ashamed for assuming.

In actuality the numbers are more like this: 61% of the American population receiving welfare, by the Census Bureau, are identified as white, Caucasian, while only 33% is identified as black or African American. B…

Women are the most bestest gift God has ever created.

One look from a woman can do to a man more than 10 ass-kickings from another man could ever do.

Basically if I do something to a man that makes us fight and then I end up losing (not likely since at heart I am a killer when threatened) it will not make me not do whatever I was doing. If I do the same thing and a woman looks at me the right way, I will probably not do it anymore, basically women have a power over men that no amount of force can produce.

What does this have to do with spanking woman Husla3x, Get to that part!

I am not a woman beater but in my hey day I was a ladies man of sorts and from those years learned (for a fact) that no matter how strong and self-confident a woman is she wants a man who can handle her and many of those woman want or wouldn't say no to a firm spanking. When I say handle or spank I don't mean abuse or deny type of control, I mean not afraid of her or allow her to get her way all the ti…