What is it about the ghetto and big ole fat white Women? I know we love them thick but man.
I remember when I was little and in the back seat of the car with my dad driving and I asked him how come every motorcycle seem to have a fat lady on it? He really had me convinced that fat white women come with motorcycles. He sounded serious and i believed it. My daddy is also not even remotely racist but he loves a good laugh.
Me myself am too dam light skinned to ever have a white woman girl-friend. If I accidentally get her pregnant my baby would be invisible, or like them see thru human body models at school where you can see the blood pumping. I had a few chances I just always backed out. I don't even know why.
One girl even asked me was it because she was white? That time I had allowed her to open my zipper while we kissed (kissed is kind of a strong word because I was scrunched up against the wall like I was hiding in a spy-thriller movie). And I am the least racist person on ear…
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I never ended up writing for my blog today because people been non-stop getting on my nerves all day. I have been getting 3rd string aquintance ace calls all day and the worse part is they be acting like they starting lineup friends... SOme of these nuggaz ain't getting in the game unless 2-3 MF's get injured. They ain't gon be in the car if you run into me out and about...ever.
I got a weird outlook on life, my kids think its funny but it work. I look at people like movie credits. I mean obviously I'm shaft or Scarface or whatever depending on where I am in my life, right now I am probably Ghandi luther X or some typa cht, I don't really know because I am trying to do this new thing but it don't really matter because in a pinch I revert sometimes. I mean I be walking like like Ghandi Luther X and a nugga get to robbing me or more than likely looking like they finna be robbing me I'm probably gone give it up to GOD until its alm…